with the american people. they don't like this kind of stubborn resistance to accept the fact that this is simply not working out. >> senator, thank you, sir. >> thank you. thank you for being with caution. welcome to "red eye." tonight,. >> coming up on "red eye." terror on ice. what prompted an army of evil teddy bears to viciously attack an innocent hockey team? >> unbelievable. >> plus, does the vice president have a problem with the word nugget? >> my hope is my grandchildren's vocabulary will not have that word. >> and finally, world largest man or world tiniest car? our expert panel gets to the bottom of it. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. and now let's welcome our best. i am here with a first timer, tracy quan, daily beast writer and former sex worker. but who isn't? i toiled in thailand for six

years and my name was shorty mcfisty. she is the author of "diary of a manhattan call girl" and here to make us happier is the always glum, tv's andy levy. and people named him the sexiest rick. he is a spokesman to four, that's four, u.s. ambassadors to the u.n. and he could choke you with one eyebrow while making love to you with the other. sitting next to me, u.s. army special forces member terry sapor. he is taking part of a series called "dude you're screwed." it appears this sunday on the discovery channel. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> greg, would you like to star in a remake of "saturday night fever"? i'll direct it. >> okay. i don't know what that joke meant. their support was token, and now it is broken. young people are over obama. according to a survey from harvard, university, go

ingrown hairs, a majority of americans under 25 would like to boot barak from office. it was down 11 points pr a year ago. and a little over half of the 18 to would 4 said they -- 18 to 24 said they would recall the president if they could. bottom line, democrats no longer have a strangle hold on our nation's youngest and perhaps sexiest voters. we asked the typical millenial to comment. >> he can't vote in our country. he doesn't even speak the language. rick, welcome back to the show. you look great. you know the youth vote. some say you may know the vote a little too well which is why

you had to leave the country for awhile. what does this mean? >> you know, i don't buy -- first of all, i don't buy this that a bunch of harvard students are telling us that the millenials suddenly don't like the president. they still have no where else to go. the republican party is not going to court them. they don't have the right issues right now. unless the republicans change, they are going to reluctantly go back to the closet and find the same old clothes. >> that's a good point. until they start adopting a more libertarian perspective, it will always be this dye cot me. the republicans are your dad. obama is the cool boyfriend on the motorcycle who shows up with the cigarettes and the rolled up t-shirt and going like this. tracy, you were swooning, weren't you? >> i was being skeptical. >> i often confuse swooning with skeptical. is this about obama or is it bore dom? it has been six years.

>> yeah, right? there is a certain time factor. also i am a bit of a freudian. you said the republicans are your dad. so are the democrats when they are in tower. who ever is in power is the dad. also all of the snooping and the spying and the going through your e-mails, that's parental. he is pushing those buttons. he is make the milenials feel pestered. >> it is like when you go away and your mom goes into your room and finds the bottle of tequilla and the pictures of yourself flexing in the bathroom, terry. >> they never found those. >> it could be worse than that. tracy finds it so parochial. she is like, really? that's all you have? pictures of you flexing? >> are they millenials though? can't we call them what they are ? punks.

anybody who voted for this, anybody who voted for this twice , suck it. i want you to feel some pain. i want you to have on pay for the insurance. you wanted it. pay for it. >> it is funny because i said this before on a show called "the five" and you might have heard of it. >> it is a big deal. >> i was like the camp counselor telling the kids that's poison ivy. you walked in it the first time. they didn't listen and now you have poison ivy. here is the question at the end of this very long sentence. >> can you start that sentence over? >> no, i can't. isn't the problem here you should never vote for something cool because it masks incompetence. generally the uncool is uncool because he is competent and he has to try harder. >> yeah, i take your point, but i don't think the fact that for example romney was not cool. i don't think they would have loved romney either. >> might have helped. >> i don't think so.

i don't think it was good news for republicans or democrats. i would like to say it is good news for libertarians, but it is not. i don't think they made the leap from politicians sucks to the government sucks. i found this fact troubling. 52% thought all members of congress should go. >> right. >> but only 45% said their congress person should go. >> but that is nothing new. >> that means 7% don't understand that their congress person is part of all members of congress. that frightens me. >> that is human nature. that's how people are. that's typical. >> they don't like -- they like what is close to them. much like our kenyan born interloper. >> i have something philosophical to say. all politics is local. >> you should coin that. >> that's true. >> it is true. that's what you are saying there. >> and it is so local it is my stuff.

>> it is really -- actually that's smart about the whole adult thing. he was the cool guy riding in. now he is making you eat your vegetables by buying insurance. you have to pay for this and oh we are listening to your conversation and all of that stuff. i guess he is just dad then. >> thanks for repeating everything she said. >> there is a demonic deal with the insurance company. >> that's true too. here is my theory. if obama could run for a third term, who would they vote for? obama. they would. they complain, but then at the end of the day which i hate to say, i'm sorry, they will do the cool thing and the cool thing is to vote for the cool guy unless the republicans come up with their own obama and that is not going to happen. >> what does harvard know? all they do is studies. i have never been there. >> 33% of the millenials consider themselves democrat and 41% consider themselves independent. that i think is a good trend for the country if the best --

if something does president come out of this -- doesn't come out of this it would be an end to the two-party system. it has to worry both parties that the millenials don't like either party. >> let me remind you this is not "special report." we don't traffic in statistics. >> get back to the 7% that don't know anything. >> i want to talk about santa. should protecting claus give us pause? norad shows santa delivering presents being flanked by fighter jets. norad tracks santa and they have been keeping kids apprised of his progress since 1955. about the time andy was born. their updates have included video like this. >> ladies and gentlemen, this is the general. i am the commander of norad. this is a test flight for santa claus, code sign big red 1. santa will be by the north pole and head toward the north

american airspace. we know santa travels faster than starlight, but this is nothing our technologies can't handle. >> this is disgusting. should the military be present while santa delivers presents? one shrink says it is out of line noting, quote, children associate santa with gifts and fun, but they are associating this with the military in children's minds. you know who is super excited about christmas? you >> i don't think there is anything cool about showing videos of dead dogs. >> i don't either especially when you are poking at it with a toy. terry. >> what. >> you claim to be a military person and we have no evidence of this. does this piss you off or does this piss you off? >> you already know the answer. santa with an escort? awesome. go ahead and get some b52's

and the reindeer are temper mental and often don't listen. get in the b52 and drop stuff. some of these countries go over. i am not going to say what kind they are, islamic. they will try to shoot you down with the stinger and those fighter jets will take care of that. yes, go fighter jets. >> i think they should make them look like santa and pre send this they are delivering the jets. >> and paint it on the side like a shark. >> you should be sectioned. tracy, the military needs to appeal to children because it keeps the ranks stocked. is this anything wrong with that? getting them ready to enlist? >> getting them ready to enlist. what i wanted to say -- i am going to avoid that question. my parents, my mom and dad told me there was no santa. >> at what age? >> when i asked. i never believed in santa.

i believed in the tooth fairy because that was just like 10 cents or whatever. from their point of view the tooth fairy was an easy gig. they were not going to let me believe in santa claus. they wanted me to know where the presents came from. it was okay. what they didn't tell me was that santa was this military plot. that's the part they -- >> they left out. >> yeah. they saved some illusions for me. >> they wanted credit forgiving you the presents, basically. >> they wanted me to be fiscally responsible. they wanted me to know that there is no santa. >> that would be the reason liberals -- teenagers are liberal because they believe in santa claus. she's right! andy, she is saying that by knowing where the presents come from it is like knowing where stuff comes from. it costs something. that's important to know,

andy. >> what does this have to do with b52's and fighter jets? >> it is a fake santa and a fake military. why are we getting all upset about this? >> everything is fake on this story and people are seriously upset. >> because it is costing taxpayers $17 billion. >> the guy was german. >> it was norad. >> it is us and canada. >> they made the program with a german voice. >> $17 billion to the u.s. taxpayers. >> how in the hell can norad do this after swimming from cuba? you have to be tired. >> she was stunning by jellyfish. >> and she was still able to do this. she is quite a lady. >> i tried to go toking the track santa norad site. first they said i need to drop the cookies. first of all they are for santa. it is my understanding that norad is supposed to be tracking santa and not me. it is a fraud that the government

is using. it is another way to track us. it probably is installing a malicious trojan horse on our computer. wake up, america. there is no santa claus, but there is a government that wants to know if you are good and bad and is watching you 24/7. >> and it wants you to believe in santa. >> islamic terrorism. that's the answer, isn't it? >> that's it right there. it is wrapped up with a bow. >> i think we will end there. you know, why not islamic terrorism? all right, does growing a stach make you sexist trash? one person thinks so and it is good enough for us to do a story. he is the health and education editor of the student newspaper at mcgill university. go scab pull you ares. he is not a fan of movember where men grow mustaches in november to raise money to fight prostate can aer is. he calls it sexist, racist, trans phobic and misinformed.

he said it is sexist because while women are encouraged to support movember, god forbid they let their own body or facial hair grow in support of this campaign. it is a trans phobic because it supports outdated male-female gender norm and it is racist, well he never says why. i am sold. anyway, i prefer a beard over a mustache. >> i would be annoyed too. >> it gets dry and it stinks. >> it is crazy. >> tracy, does this guy, this editor or whatever have a point that this is deeply offensive to women who want to grow their hair out? >> he hasn't been to williamsburg. >> that is true.

i find them quite attractive. if you can carry it, carry it is what i say. and that's what i say when i have them carry my things. anyway, terry, you were nodding your head in agreement. >> absolutely, racist and phobic and xenaphobic, trans phobic. first of all, this is why canada can't have nice things. and canada, i said it again. this guy, he must be such a fungi to hang out with. can you imagine drinking with this guy? he would be so tedious. the mustaches are okay. they are okay. >> prostate cancer is not okay. >> not cancer. >> prostates themselves are okay. >> they had a big view and that's why i said prostate. it was not an islamic reference. >> for a lot of people in progressive politics, the personal is always political. in a sense your prostate is

political. >> what he doesn't get is movember, we know mo is short for homo and it is a gay celebration. the whole thing is like a gay porno. >> i did not know that. >> it is. movember is really a secret gay holiday. he should be excited. >> that's amazing. i had no clue. i find that het row sexist. >> all of the straits are doing it. they are celebrating a gay porn. >> i had no idea. andy you call it meow-vember because you have two cats! >> i will ignore that. this is a classic example of obama's canada. i don't believe this article was written by a person. i believe it was written by a robot to mimic a college student. you have privilege, trans phobic, gender binary. i maintain that no actual human could have written this. this is written by highly

sophisticated intelligence. >> mcgill is in toronto and -- no mcgill is in montreal. >> it is canada. >> montreal, toronto. >> it is all the same. >> they gave us rob ford who is now going to be -- he is going to have his own radio show. >> he is america's mayor. >> he is america's mayor. we would take rob ford right now. new don't want him, we would take him. he is adorable. i am running out of things to say. i will tell you this, thin skinned tribes are replacing violence. habe it -- maybe it is a good thing. as violence declines across the country we are seeing more thin-skinned anger. life is becoming easier all the way around and as violence decreases you have this leisure time. >> it is a way to act it out. >> martin bashire fired alec

baldwin. >> that's not true. >> a lot of the things i said are not true. most things are not true and some of the stuff is nonsense. >> if you were to take my advice you would probably die. coming up, my list of the most fascinating people of the year. spoiler alert, it is just me and cavuto. does the going out shirt have to go? we will debate it in the newly minted "red eye" debate center which is this table.

is she sick for taking a pic? an unidentified woman took what may be the worst selfie ever, and i hate that word. showing herself in front of the brooklyn bridge as the man

threatened to kill himself by jumping off it. the lady was caught in the act by a reporter for the new york post which is owned by our parent company nude and proud fetish shoe freaks. when she was approached she declined to give her name and fled. like a criminal she fled. suicidal man thankfully was let off the bridge by new york pd officers. anyway, i was going to add a joke there, but then i hot it was probably in poor taste. >> way to walk them through that whole process. >> i was going say, who was later hit by a car. i am glad he was taken off the bridge. tracy, people are taking these pictures of themselves everywhere. some are even at funerals. do you think this woman is beingville fight for what she did? do you think they are being too hard on her? >> i don't understand what the problem is. she took a picture of herself. >> there was a person about to

jump behind her. >> it has a happy ending. the person didn't jump. >> she didn't even know he was there. >> we are getting into this kind of -- right. >> she did know. >> of course she knew. >> she couldn't do anything about that. although now that i think of it, is it possible that some of the action that was happening may have distracted the guy and delayed the suicide? what if -- what if her selfie prevented him from taking his life? >> wow, that's interesting. >> you are so positive. >> somebody takes a picture of it, retweets it. >> but he didn't jump. >> the correlation is causation. >> there is a spokeswoman inside the government agency. >> the way you can spin that. >> that is turning a frown upside down.

>> i can turn a frown upside down. >> i believe you can. >> that's a different story. >> i believe you can. >> i apologize. >> i am pretty sure you can do that. >> i find that theory interesting. rick, is this par for the course in obama's america? people are trying to kill themselves and other people are taking pictures of it. >> it is totally typical. everything has gone wrong. the white house's fault. >> it is probably the result of the aca website. >> there you go. >> it was all frustrated because he couldn't get on. >> i think you need to do a remote for "the five." i'm with tracy on this. i don't think this woman should be villa fight. >> everyone has these cool cameras on their cell phones. in a way that's the new journalism. there are people on the spot, car accidents.

>> that's where the reporter was mad. >> that part is good. the people who get upset is the selfie part. >> it is the retweeting part. >> maybe that. but do you ever go to a concert and you see people putting their phones up? watch the damn show. >> don't even do that. >> instead of taking a selfie, call 9-1-1 and try to talk the guy down. do something other than -- >> what would you do, terry? mr. green beret? >> i would glide up there because i have a tele port and i would say, dude, your life is worth something. >> good job. >> i am a libertarian and i think if he wanted to jump, he should be able to jump jie. it would be messy. andy, if you saw a guy who was about to jump you wouldn't even stop to take a picture. you would just shout can i have your couch? mine is old. that's had kind of guy you are. >> i am a libertarian.

we ask dying people for their couches. i think this woman is awful. by the way, i don't think the reporter was mad at her. she got a front page story. it worked out great for him. this is absolutely disgusting. she is sitting there with a smile on her face while a guy up above her, some poor, depressed guy is thinking about killing himself. >> you convinced me that she is awful. i am easily convinced and swayed on the story. i do not like her hair. anyway, here is how this happened. this is because you have -- the immediate see of having a cell phone eliminates contemplation. say you saw somebody up there and you said within the five minutes you decide against it. with a cell phone, a camera phone, you don't think about anything anymore. there is a car accident.

you take a picture before you do it. you can see this on worldwide hip hop. there is a fight going on. nobody is breaking it up. they are too busy doing this because you can. she probably saw it. she said i am going to tell somebody, but i needed proof. i am going to take a picture. she probably didn't think about it even though it was foolish. >> i think it is less about taking the picture, even though that would be rude. i think it is about everybody wants to be in a picture. it is a selfish thing where i was there when the guy jumped. look, i am in the picture. it is less about reporting a story as it is putting yourself in it. >> i don't understand the peel -- forget taking the picture. apparently a huge crowd gathered. are there that mean people who want to see a guy fall from a bridge? i don't want to see that. you know there is a chance that could happen. >> she told us it wasn't going to happen. >> we did not know it was

going to happen. >> anyway, i think the woman is awful. tracy, first she made me think it was okay and now i think she is awful. >> peer pressure, eh? >> i am easily swayed. >> hair looked yellow. looked fake. >> it did look fake. coming up, the c block. the c block is sponsored by bathtubs. i like that bathtub. thanks, bathtub. >> you're welcome, greg. >> coming up. it is a new show where terry is captured and blind folded and shirtless. it is called greg's dream come true.

they frown on your pronoun. some young people now prefer not to use he or she and identify their gender as these terms which i don't even know how to pronounce. that is cee, zee, they and a, i guess. i told you in advance i did not study. mel goodwin who likes to be referred to as a they explained this is not about making up labels that are not real. it is a variation among humans, period. bright bart.com says students can now be briesed as she, he and ze. and a berkeley student center lets people identify themselves as male, female or other. hopefully oi and ve are here

to stay. a little jewish humor. isn't that right, dogs flipping on ice? >> i want to get the guy laughing. the owners i want to punch in the face. terry, would you agree to call somebody ze? >> i swear to god my head is going to explode. they have way too much time on their freaking hands. they are the ones who always say they are science-based. do you think chimps, reptiles and tigers worry about that kind of crap? in the by -- biological world, nobody gives a dam. the fact you have to go out and chase your food and king congress eating -- king kong eating you they don't think

about that. i need to be called ze. no you don't. you need to get some food and run your ass away from the predators. get some science. >> i love that. lions don't do it. that's basically what he said. lions don't do it. tracy, who cares, right? >> no, i think it is cool. if you want to ze, here is the problem with some of the pc pronouns. they look better on the page or or -- well actually it is the screen. it is your tablet and it is your phone. they don't work in conversation like talking. and this tells me that a lot of these folks are not actually having realtime old-fashioned old school conversation. they are doing a lot of texting. that's great. i have nothing against that. people need to have a sense of context.

maybe some words work in print and not in person. >> that's a good point. what you are saying is these are lonely people. >> i like twisting people's work. >> they are not lions. >> they are lonely, strange people. i don't want to talk to them, rick. do you think this will catch on? >> in berkeley it has caught on. >> you have to remember this is berkeley and one of the least of berkeley's problems. >> you have people pooping on you from above. >> i have a lot of friends who are already going down this road. >> pooping or -- the they thing. >> i haven't heard about ou and ze, but i have friends who are insisting they be they. okay. >> they need to be chased by predators. terry, they cannot be eaten by animals because you don't like them. that's not a civilized way.

what is wrong with binary pronounce. pronouns. >> i don't like the guy that is called they. that should be saved for somebody with multiple person malt disorder. personality disorder. i do think -- i think english needs a gender neutral pronoun. everyone now says they. they use they as a singular pronoun. you say they when it used to be he and now it is he or she. >> how about won. >> it sounds stiff and formal. we need a word. language has evolved to the point -- as the only liberal on the panel saying he doesn't sound right when you are talking about a non-specific person. >> i swear to god i will hit him. >> i used to really like you. >> now you are actually -- you actually are buying into this crap?

>> people are called what they need to be called. >> i know it is, but there are dudes and girls. that's okay. >> there are people who don't fit into the dude or girl thing. >> call them their name. >> i actually don't care. >> i really only care from a gramatical perspective. >> is a chimp not just a chimp? an animal rights group thinks -- anyway they filed a lawsuit seeking the legal hood of chimpanzees. they asked the court to recognize tommy, seen here sadly, as a legal person with a right to liberty. they say it is detention in a shed in central new york, much like me. it is unlawful and they wanted

to place him in a sanctuary. the group's president noted that they possess cognitive abilities that are so strictly protected when they are found in human beings. there is no reason why they should not be protected when they are in chimpanzees. should chimps become legal persons and if so can i marry one? >> this is the whole thing where the religious rite is right. what comes after gay marriage is animal marriage. >> i have been waiting for this for years. >> it is a slippery slope. >> have i a labra-doodle who is waiting -- waiting for me to ask. i won't because i want to obey the law. >> can i marry one? >> in my perfect world only if the chimp is of age and able to consent. >> that's the problem.

chimpanzees cannot be seen as having adult or human rights because they can't consent. >> if you were marrying a chimp or -- not a labradoodle. if you want a pre-nup could the chimp negotiate that? >> that's why i would want to marry them. i hold all of the bananas. >> i don't want to bring up the bible, but humans have dominion over the animals. >> we have a more legalitarian model for marriage now. >> i want to marry two chimps because i like being fought over by wild animals. first monkeys and what's next? >> the whole grammar got me speeding. i have moved on. i am okay with it. >> have you to be kidding me -- you have to be kidding me. i used to respect you. >> this is not a pronoun.

this is an emotional being that is being torture etd. tortured. i think you have to go deeper on some of their -- how you take care of them and we have to look into that. >> i don't like circuses. >> you can't glorify them either. >> you don't like circuses or seaworld? >> i don't like animal acts and circuses. i think it takes months to make them do that. >> it is capitalism. everybody is coming. if nobody will come to watch -- >> i hate zoos. anytime we take animals from the natural habitat solely for our amusement, that is why when they rise up i will be spared. i don't think the court will grant personhood unless the chimp goes bananas. >> just so you know, chimps never invented anything. put that in your pipe.

>> that will turn up on a video somewhere. >> how can you take that out of context? >> my theory is chimpanzees would make great pals to hang out with on a sunday with a hangover, just hanging out. >> i think it does reflect we can be better. >> i agree. we have to take a break. remember, i have a new book out called not cool. you can pre order it at all book retailers. go to my website and you can find a beer cozy or coozie or bob coozie. go now.

should bros get better clothes? it is time for this -- >> "red eye" debate 2013 live

from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome back to the "red eye" debate center. tonight's topic, mens going out shirt. you know the look, awful button down shirt worn untucked by -- untucked with jaynes and worn by guys. it is worn to a club or anywhere elsewhere dudes may meet some, to coin a phrase, chicks. as scott christian points out, the problem with going out shirts is you shouldn't have a going out sheeter. a man's wardrobe should be verse till. this is a brie -- brillent why, brilliant poimt. i think it coincides with men getting older and fatter. you don't see guys in their 20s wearing going out shirts. >> this is only a problem on the east coast and dallas. everywhere else people dress

normally. like in california we wear flip-flops to the office, to weddings. we just wear clothes. we don't have a going out shirt. it is only an issue on the east coast and dallas. >> i don't think you have gone clubbing in l.a. recently. >> i don't do clubbing. >> if you did you would see how incorrect you are. >> no, people just wear their normal clothes in california. >> i disagree with you completely. i am ashamed to have you on on this panel. that's why the debate brings out the ugliness of the show. as a woman, would you date guys who wear these shirts? >> it is interesting. the other night i had dinner with a man who was wearing such a shirt. by twe way, he was from l.a. >> he probably wears that shirt all the time. >> i don't know. and he's skinny. you were saying it is a weight weight -- the thing about that look, and i mean i actually liked it. i like doing it myself.

i will wear a shirt over a pair of pants. for guys it is a little like the male moo-moo. >> that's a good point. >> that's never a good look. >> that's my poimt. the moo-moo is to hide weight. >> and it is internal. everybody male and female has an outfit that makes them feel protected like you can't touch me. i am okay. you don't want to be in moo-moo land. >> no. you end up like a cow i suppose. >> you are getting racist. >> they should have a buzzer. you are getting racist. i don't even know where i am going. i blame mark cuban and several seasons of entourage for this. >> here is the thing. a few years ago that was new. now it has become the uniform dejure. it is like that what happens with culture. house music and tech know.

that was part of the secret society and now it is by the jersey shore. that's what happens anyway. it will go away. >> that was his way of saying i was there first. >> that is a way of saying i am edgy and you are not. these people are talking about about -- they need to be chased by lions. he has too much time. i think he should be able to have -- no, dude, go out and get chased. >> he is right. andy, you don't go out. essentially you have a staying in shirt which i imagine is stained with cat food and dander and your own tears. >> i imagine you do imagine that. i imagine you spend a lot of time thinking about that. maybe too much. >> i am old-fashioned that way and i believe gentlemen go out. you dress a certain way, with a certain elegance and a certain elan, if you will. i don't get the story at all. >> you dress with elan? >> i do. >> how old is he now, 35?

>> in all seriousness, i don't get this. >> what do you mean? >> i sometimes wear a black or white shirt with jeans. >> you also wear a tank top and shorts. i see you on 9th avenue. >> i was going to the gym. >> you wear it loose or tucked in? >> sometimes loose or sometimes tucked in. i don't unbutton it down to here. >> this has been the most edgy debate i have taken part in. >> this is a great debate. we have to go. >> we are talking. >> i know, i know. it is all because men are not getting married and they are single. up next, we will talk to terry about his new tv project. it is very interesting.

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this is our good friend, terry. we just tossed him into the game. 24 hours ago we kidnapped him, blindfolded him and dropped him in the middle of no where. he has no idea where he is, and he has 100 hours to find his way out.

>> i hate those guys. >> that's a look at "dude you're screwed" a show nothing like i thought it was. you were pretty let down. >> it is not at all like the movie you made in college. the show features five survival experts with different backgrounds and crossed into the harsh environments like a glacier, out to sea or perhaps my bedroom. the goal is to find their way back to civilization. it is on at 10:00 p.m. discovery channel. what happens if you don't make it? >> we just make fun of you. >> you don't die. >> i guess we haven't had to medevac anybody out. you can quit. nobody is going to quit. there is too much on the line for the reputation. it is really for bragging rights. five guys who are type-a dudes. >> they bro out. >> we are all wearing those

shirts. >> those are not crop heads. those are -- >> oh my god, i can't believe i am sitting next to him. >> crop pants are capri pants. >> by the way, it was very warm. >> let me ask you, do you win a prize? >> you don't win a prize. that's the thing. there is no prize. >> do you get a car? >> i should. >> where do you poop? >> i poop outside all the time. i am an army guy. >> that's not a problem? >> that's not traumatic for me at all. matter of fact, it is not normal if i don't poop outside. >> good to know. >> what was the worst thing that happened? >> for me when they dropped me into the ocean i was on a life raft and sea sick the whole night. dehydration was my problem. i was on a tiny island and there was no fresh water. i found a way to do it, but i

couldn't get water. >> orlando? you are at disney world. >> you are at epcot. >> he is running right outside pirates. >> that's a paintball course. >> i can't believe you are minimizing and mocking my brush with death. by the way, you are welcome for your freedom. that's all i have to say. you are welcome. >> you stayed at a marriott at night. >> i would get up and put it on my face and say what am i doing today? >> would i be able to do this? >> of course you could, greg. >> they they should do it where you pair you with somebody like me, a complete idiot. we have to work together in close quarters. >> you have a mutual respect. we have to go. this show is over.

tracy, rick, tv's andy levy, that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. watch his new show sunday night at 10:00. tomorrow. bye. 8:00.

you've got to watch it. your country depends on it. hello, everyone, i'm dana hello, everyone. i'm dane ma perino. it's 5:00 in new york city. and this is "the five." so it's day two of how bah ma on offense. today's strategy, try to link the gop to the problems of his botched health kcare issues. >> in an effort to repeal the affordable care act, and admittedly poor execution on my